Anyone interested in buying this kid, here's your chance. I am selling him off to the highest bidder. He is really bright, and has an imagination like no other, he gives the best spontaneous hugs, has the cutest little dimple that can only be seen when he does his mischievous smile, can be extremely thoughtful at times, and has a tender little heart. He is a cute kid, and I love him so much it hurts, but I dont know how to raise this kid. I dont understand the way he thinks and its a challenge, therefore, trying to teach him the do's and donts in the world. (I guess if I made everything related to star wars we might get somewhere, but thats another thing all together.)
So whats prompting this auction you may ask... well today I got a call from none other then his principal informing me that my Tyler was in fact the cause of todays fire alarm chaos at their school. (if you live around here and have young children that go to the same school, they might tell you all about the exciting morning starting with the alarm going off, teachers rushing the students out doors into the blistering heat, the fire trucks and fire men rushing to the school and the confusion and mayhem that ensued as they made sure there really was no fire/emergency.) Lucky for Tyler they cant really incriminate a kindergartner, but unfortunately they know how to make the mother feel like a schmuck cuz of all the kids in the school, mine happens to be the one who caused all of the madness.
And if thats not bad enough, my dearest darling Daniel actually has the gall to laugh when I tell him what went down today and says, "I ALWAYS wanted to do that when I was a kid." Seriously? Thats the way he responds to the crisis. Our sweet little son is marching down the path of trouble maker and he laughs? (of course when I informed my mother she did the same thing, but thats only because she has already been through similar scenarios with my 5 brothers and I guess things seem funny after the fact.)
So if you are interested in this sweet, but trouble making boy- I am considering ALL offers!