This morning, after dropping Kylie and her friend off at school, I was listening to the news on the radio. They were talking about an upscale bakery that has gotten broken into time and time again. So the owners put up a sign that said "this premise is under the surveillance of Chuck Norris" or something like that. Since they have put up that sign, there have been no more break-ins. (I think Daniel and are are gonna join up with that home security system.)
But here's the kicker: several customers have come in, and have asked if they can get his autograph. Silly people! Dont they realize the only autograph they could get would be a roundhouse kick to the head? If they could only be so lucky.